Summary
Vvvrrrriiiiiiinnngggggg!!!!!!!!!!
[ Attention to all Humans, Archangels had invaded your Territory. Please defend your Land until the War is Over. ]
[ Attention to all Humans...... ]
[ Attention to all Humans..... ]
While everyone was panicking, a strange Human was sipping on his limited black coffee and a cigarette in his hands, his face was stern face was cold beyond doubt.
"This coffee is a little bland. Change it." He said solemnly.
The Captain besides him didn't know what to do.
"Commander, Archangels is invading our Planet. What countermeasures shall we take?" Captain Song asked with a serious face.
The Commander stopped, he raised his eyebrows. "You serious?"
"Yes, I am." - Captain Song.
"Change my coffee first. Then we'll talk." - Commander
Captain Song: Σ(ಠ_ಠ)
"Commander, Please Take This Seriously!" - Captain Song snapped.
The Commander raised his eyebrow, displeased. "I'm taking this matter very solemnly."
"....."
"I'm calling Marshall Mo." - Captain Song.
The Commander immediately grabbed him, "No. No, don't call him! Alright, I'll take this very seriously, okay?! Just don't call him!"
"What about your coffee?"
"Life is more important than temporary pleasure." The Commander said solemnly.
And so, with machinations of the Commander who never took anything seriously had wiped out the entire army of Archangels in a matter of a day.
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